No, I still haven't kicked my (Naz)iPhone to the curb, because all of the other jerkoffs in this industry are still figuring out how make a phone.
But, I did buy a very satisfactory new home phone
It securely clips to any clothing I'm wearing (even if it's just boxers), the buttons never get pressed accidentally, and the headset is light and comfortable in over-one-ear mode (it also has a full on call-center style over-the-head rig you can use if you like).
I give this thing two thumbs up (since both my hands are now free). And it's not expensive.
Definitely an improvement over the homebrew tape-and-miffy-clip solution I had been making do with:
